Welcome to a Lazy Sunday,
October 6, 2013.
Go
forth Smile Warriors and find someone to smile at. Throw compliments
instead of barbs and never, ever let anyone tell you that the work
you preform isn't worth everything to everyone.
So, let
me give you a little history lesson. Inequality came when someone
decided they should have more because they were descended from God.
Yes, it's called divine right. That also gave them the right to rule
over the Shaman who became nothing more than the bankers for God and,
as usual, his representative on earth. Some people think the Shaman
appointed the kings, but kingship has ruled via bloodlines from the
beginning.
The next
few steps were easy. The king owned the property. The king by divine
right of blood ruled and women were instantly devalued. Only a man
could rule. The occupation of ruling became more important and of
more value than any other and hence even though the king was often an
idiot who did nothing but wave, hunt and make laws, he got all the
money and power. The more money and power he got, the more he needed
people to make sure he got more and kept it. Bureaucracy was born and
government. To keep himself in power you now had to deal and blame
the people under him. Hatred of government employees was created to
deflect the blame for things off of him and the Shaman, neither of
which actually had to do anything at all but enjoy the spoils of
economic warfare.
Eventually
you run out of things to plunder in your own area, so they invented
the merchant class. These were men (only men) that were allowed to
leave the land of their King and travel to bring new things home. At
first it was peaceful until the things they wanted belonged to people
who didn't need anything they had for trade.
That was
when war was created. Since the kings and shaman and merchants were
so small in number, they had to invoke God to get the peasants to go
kill their fellow peasants on the next estate and bring home the loot
for their God represented by the King and Shaman. The old “gee, go
kill him, risk your life and limb and bring me the spoils” did work
well and thus evil was invented and by the way, you, the peasant who
are miserable, hungry and sick will get your reward in a better
Kingdom after you die and get to sit at God's feet and serve him.
Me think
they were setting up a place for themselves to be served in a
possible after life with that one.
Has it
occurred to you that all of this could have been averted if when the
first guy said he was descended from God, everyone just smiled and
patted him on the back and said, “Sure.” Then went back to what
they were doing?
Now you
see my strategy. Reverse the whole system. Revalue you and everyone
else with a simple smile and a compliment! Take back your world one
little smile at a time. You may just find as I did at 5 AM, the cats
are really running things anyway.
I was
being pummeled and otherwise abused by cat bodies. There were trills
and out right screams. Finally I became conscious enough to get the
door open and all the little demons out of the room. As I fell onto
my bed and laid my aching head on my pillow I found myself eye ball
to eye ball with an empty Temptations package. Ningee had been trying
to communicate she need her treats, through sign language and since
all she was getting were snores and snarls, she enlisted the rest of
the Furry Family to get me conscious enough to give the treats. It
didn't work out the way she planned.
Oh well
little Ningee, if you are going to advance to the level of sign
language you might as well know that best laid plans of Druids, cats,
mice and men often go astray. Let sleeping humans be.
In the
Fall, mother raccoons begin to deposit their now teenage babies into
new territories and return to their lairs. It appears I am the
recipient of twins. They do not seem to have a clue how to find food
as they have dug my garden up for worms and attacked a package of
nuts eating a whole bag of peanuts in one sitting, an entire pound.
To make matters worse, they follow me. I have thrown everything on my
potting bench at them. Squirted them and used foul raccoon language.
They simply sit until my tantrum is over and then beg some more. Yes,
I have hit them. My aim with a flower pot is pretty darned good.
Where ever Mother Raccoon came from, someone fed her and now the
twins think the new human is supposed to feed them and the new human
has other ideas. I will probably cave at some point as every thing
knows I am an old softy but I am not taming them. They are wild and
should live their lives free. However, I don't think I can instill a
fear of humans in them. Poor babies just aren't that smart. She may have been. I have fruit trees.
As was
pointed out last night, if I managed to have my dream of a farm I
wouldn't need to get any animals. By the end of the week, they would
have found me and moved in with me. At least we don't have bears.
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